Helo_Mek_in_Vegas:
I'm passing by in my truck and see you both walking along, having a lively discussion... about a cookie????? I stop, a little ahead of you two... step out of my truck, got my Gray Man gear on,baseball cap on and gray hoodie on....and years old black covid-19 facemask......I whip out my pistol (actually it's a water gun.. but you guys don't know that! ; )) One of you, the kite flyer, takes a step towards me, and says....you sure it's the cookie you want... not something else, teasingly... I'm thinking.wtf is with this lady??... but I say, Lady... just the cookie, ma'am.... suddenly the other one in the purple bug spray suit says.. while grabbing the other lady's hand, shouts out....run !!!, it's not a real gun...both of you start running, BUT, the lady hands me her cookie in an instant.....her friend asks her as they're running away....I hear...why you gave him the cookie?...he has nice eyes was her response...
purple bug spray suit *shots fired* *dead*
When I come back alive, I decide to pursue you. I watch you as you stop along with a crowd to watch a band playing. I pretend to bend down and tie my laces but instead I tie yours. As the song completes, you start to move but instead trip and fall on another by stander. I pretend to help you up along with others but I'm really stealing the cookie from your pocket. In the commotion, you don't realize that both me and the cookie are gone. Of course you didn't know it was me because when you last saw me I was in a bug spray suit. :P