I want to replace the writer because I'm positive I can do better.

when my butt hurts soooo much apoooooooooooo sniff T_T

you can recall all dramas of an actor and other dramas having similar scene by just watching a short on youtube 

many dramas when at night you dream about different scenarios you think may happen in the next episode

Happened to me. I was watching the Korean drama Life on Mars. After four episodes, suddenly everyone was Japanese and I didn't notice for some time that something important had changed. In my defence, at least early on, both countries were following the same plot, so the episode began where the other left off.

When you prefer to catch up with the dramas over the weekend than to catch up with the old friends.

When you wake up in the morning and do not find your beloved ML who had given you piggyback ride, who had hugged you in your blues , you realise that you were living in delulu world.

your life goal is to travel to South Korea and Jeju Island

It takes you far too long than it ought to, to recognize a drama you have already seen! ?

when i crave and search for another drama to watch but kind find any to fit my taste. :/

when your to be watched list exceeds 250.

when I tell my friends that someone looks or behaves like a drama character .

when you can guess almost the whole storyline with just the synopsis or trailer

I watched a drama throughout the whole day until 5am, and i'm just sitting there thinking "what should i watch next?"