TPAM's booty hair wraps around their leg

The person above me stole a national treasure 

Tpam kidnapped the Queen of England 

Tpam was kidnapped by extra-terrestrials who all look like Fabio. 

 Tpam doesn;t drink water

 Tpam has 100 years old

tpam is a serial killer.

Tpam owns 100 pairs of shoes

tpam has a habit of bathing in peanut butter!

Tpam is a mermaid