Gets a weed killer Inserts a snail
get a snail mail insert nail-cutter
Gets all MDL members cut nails Inserts an apple pie
gets the feeling of being home with your family inserts a porch swing
Gets an afternoon of fun Inserts a tree house
gets an adult kids like playing hide and seek. insert drunk puppy
Gets a drooling baby Inserts a bearded man crying
gets me with something in my eye inserts pants a little wet because the dryer is broke
gives you a dump smelly pants and itchy........[Im not gonna wear that]

inserts broken glasses
Gets a blind Shambles Inserts a blueberry ice-cream
you get a sleep walking person that craves for blue berry ice cream. inserts old stamps
Gets undelivered letters from the past Inserts a letter in a bottle
LOL aren't you just waiting for someone to shows up! [that's what inside the bottle lol]

inserts PS in a letter..
LOL...I am doing exactly that!! (That's the PS in the letter!!! Hehehehe) Inserts a broken heart
gets a woman thrashing her room into shredded and crying out loud like its the end of her world... insert a noisy annoying cats