The MAgic Soda Vendor!

you get an octopus who insists on sitting on your head like a hat insert chop sticks

you get a man made mermaid hahahahaha

insert EJ

you get Thisguy2011 w/o any clue how to do it lol inserts toilet paper :p

you get a whole battalion of ants soldier, trying to get a doughnut away from ya inserts puppy love

you get Stampy of minecraft inserts squids

you get an infestation of human flesh eating baby toothless sharks lol insert domino

you get a Queen inserts a sword

you get tuxedo insert a spoon