gets a guy uckled over, crying and throwing up *inserts a letter*
you get a stalker because the crazy person who got your letter though you were confessing to them. *inserts ball of yarn*
gets a cat wrapped up in a ball of yarn, you liked cats right? well this one is dead:) *inserts a yield sign*
gets run over by the car that didn't know to yield because you stole the sign *inserts brass knuckles*
gets arrested those are illegal:) use your fists chances are you won't go up for attempted murder *inserts rocket engine*
gets a bald minegishi minami *inserts Mami Sasazaki*
gets a dvd of Last Scandal *inserts goldfish*
Gets a half eaten pack of goldfish snacks *inserts a Christmas tree*
gets run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve. *inserts cloud*
gets strife *inserts L*
gets a craving for sweets and the inability to sit normally in a chair *inserts light*
gets the worlds greatest detective who is actually a death god? or something like that *inserts a a volume of Faster than a kiss*
No L is the greatest detective Light is the guy in charge of catching himself thats what you get
you get secretly married to your teacher *inserts volume of Kaichou wa Maid-sama!*