Sleepninja wrote: My name is Kim Sam Soon. Definitely that one! It's got some really funny sounding English.
Be careful though; for some magical reason, unbeknownst to us English speakers, whenever English is spoken, it gets really quiet. It's really annoying; the English was pretty good though.
I was watching some Filipino drama with my mom (I think it was called "Temptation of (my) Wife," it's actually pretty good.), and the bowtie-wearing, buff-as-hell father-in-law has some golden lines; I wonder if he's a native English speaker half the time. Here's some off the top of my head that I make sure to annoy my sister with:[list]*
In response to his son cheating on the daughter-in-law with some gold digger. His voice was angry and full of seriousness. The daughter-in-law decides to believe her husband's reassurances of his faithfulness as the three of them are discussing the fight the couple had earlier.*
"You are one lucky retard."[/list][list]*
His precious daughter-in-law, after finding out her husband is a cheater, is leaving his house. The mother-in-law and mistress were talking about how they are glad she is leaving, laughing like the evil harpies they are. He comes in, gives all the presents given to the mistress by his son (with bowtie's money!) to the daughter-in-law, gathers some of the clothes from the mistress, and kicks her out*
"Why? Why am I kicking you out? I don't want some half-wh***, half-serpant coming in and destroying my house!"[/list]I know there was more, but that's all I really remember; I'm planning to watch the next episode with my mom, so I'm bound to find some more golden English lines.
