Yes Mam!!!!

Ishihara Satomi

Japanese

I walk in, and there she is, standing by the window, sunlight making her hair look like it’s glowing in some fairy tale. I call her name, she turns around, and —I FAINT.

I mean, who even is she? An illusion? I did NOT study science just to start believing in this supernatural nonsense. She’s gotta be some kind of illusion or something, right? Japan probably created this to mess with straight girls like me and make us bi. It’s all a huge conspiracy to make us hate straight marriages and help India control its population. Yeah, totally makes sense. ?

She's #1 for me, she's divine, please never argue that. 

Nagano Mei

Japanese

If monsters ever attack, we've got to protect this pookie like she’s the last slice of pizza on Earth because she looks absolutely delicious. Seriously, those bunny cheeks? They’re like steamed buns with rose syrup. Why wasn’t I born a boy? I’d take her on a date faster than you can say “crush,” but let’s be real, she’d probably dump me because I’d just be there, eyes glued to her like I was on a mission to steal her pixels. How is this even my life? Nah, I must take a rebirth, Chinese dramas; adopt me as your palace maid; I will drink poison for the concubine; get healing from the Lord Dragon for my good deeds [because I will be a be a snow beauty kind of maid; that dragon can't ignore me, plus I will also dance with swords, not like other girls at all]; and run to Nagano Mei in Japan [sorry, China, even though you lent me your dragon potion] and ask her for marriage.. I mean a date hehe

Imada Mio

Japanese

Listen up, I’ve got a whole thesis on why Mio is basically a princess and why humanity is drowning in sin and chaos—it's all because you didn’t bow to her every time you saw her. Seriously, when she enters, you kneel. You let her walk (on you if she feels like it). She blinks, you obey. She smiles, you just straight up die.

I will not entertain trash talk against her eyes; omg, those are scary.  Nah, bro, you don’t know real terror—that’s me if you disrespect her. Her eyes? Pure majesty. Get with the program.

Zhao Lu Si

Chinese

Kids, let's define the term "Aesthetic" :   It's anything that Zhao Lu si wears, touches, or sees. It will be in your Gaokao exam, so yeah, eat it up or fail. 

If my boyfriend says she's his celebrity crush, I will give him poison, not because why am I not the most beautiful girl for him, but because it will be one less competitor.

She once went viral in India before C-dramas were popular here. All the Indian boys were posting her with the caption "Yaha mai pighal gya," which translates to "I am very disciplined, but she melted me" . The clip was her archery video.