異常

• LIKE: ghost stories
• PREFER: rom coms without serial killers
• ANNOYED BY: rom coms that turn melo
• REALLY FUCKING HATE: people running off alone to meet serial killers in abandoned warehouses
• UNINTERESTED: period dramas
• OKAY WITH:  lawyers, cops, doctors, and fried chicken shop owners
• LESS OKAY WITH: dirty cops, bankers, politicians, and entitled chaebol heirs
• SOUNDTRACK: more deathcore than K-Pop
• DISLIKE: being 160 km from the nearest shop that sells Shin Black

Come visit me in my beach shack on the Gulf of Corinth. Please bring Kirin Ichiban.

QUESTIONS OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE

TANGSUYUK: pour dip
JJAJANGMYEON JJAMPONG
MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP: toothpaste ice cream
COFFEE: americano latte frappé

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IF YOU CAME HERE TO FIND OUT WHY THIS BITCH IS SO RUDE, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES:

1.  YOU POSTED SPOILERS.  YOU DESERVE IT
2. MY ONE-LINERS ARE BRUTAL BUT HILARIOUS. SORRY-NOT-SORRY
3. YOU WERE BEING AN ASSHAT. YOU DESERVE IT

ALSO, BY NEXT WEEK I'LL FORGET THAT I SAID IT. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME