The MAgic Soda Vendor!

Get a blizzard.

Insert your left shoe

Get the FBI arresting you because they have nothing better to do :p ?

Insert coffee

get  a lot of calls from unknown people

insert your Ex 

Get a crime scene xD

*Insert crime...*

get the electric hair 

insert a ticket to Korea 

Get a scary clown.

Insert an empty bottle of coke

get a lot of plastic surgeons XD

insert one of these surgeons