The MAgic Soda Vendor!

get a lot of needless selfies 

insert your iPhone camera 

get muscles pain and 2 cheese burger 

insert your sense of justice 

Get angry dad (complaining about having to change printer cartridge again!!)

Insert slap in the face

get an awkward laugh

insert a guy called Steve  

Get a fat me

Insert a cat

get a sleepyhead

insert a nice fluffy pillow

get a happy crowd

insert another magic soda vendor

get tiny peaces of chocolate and other unknown food particles XD 

insert autocorrection