The MAgic Soda Vendor!

Hahah but you want that painting in your house don't you? ;P

get cute giggles

insert thermos

get cinema tickets

insert delayed homework

get a whole lot of salt

insert your nightmare

get  a guy

insert mobile phone

get a half dead snail

insert badass-est kick ass-er ever

@Nagelfar that was awesome :D

get breakfast

insert sleep

get hurricane

insert PTSD

get a line of freaked out olives 

insert the perfect song