Today I watched a movie named You Are My Pet, the story of a man who becomes a woman's pet dog after she finds him in a box outside her home, but he's also a dance choreography master and does... ????? during the day.

Today was a strange day.

Guy looks bit too feminine I thought.

He tells her that, as his master, she can have him do anything, anywhere she pleases (she also confesses that she's lonely), and somehow this movie doesn't involve any kinks whatsoever for the whole runtime. Nothing, not even a small something? Criminal!

Some legitimately funny scenes and a pleasant dynamic between the duo almost salvage an ultimately cringy movie about a love triangle the kind of which we've seen everywhere that's also 20 minutes too long. Random but it was interesting to me how the woman was 10 years older than the man here. And it doesn't play into the plot at all. That's not something you see often, at least not in Western movies.

It's just so absurd for a premise that I just had to watch it.